Horse Legs is the chapter immediately after Hell Screen, and it's the greatest, funniest story ever put to writing. A man dies, and the angels realise they got the wrong guy, so they send him back to Earth. But his legs were crushed. And they've only got horse legs on hand. So they send him back to life with Horse Legs. The rest of the story is him mortified by his new legs, and hiding them from his wife. It is genuinely so fucking funny, and a really silly palatte cleanser after Hell Screen.
Anyway... please read Horse Legs... it's so fucking funny... back to the review...
